Got it!!

My birthday is 2mr!!

I finally got it..a even better version with a 2.0 mega pixel camera to boot!!



I am satisfied!!

MINE!!

THE CUTEST BABY ALIVE!!

AND SHE IS MINE!!

Thinking..

Hearing test
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her,
he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there
is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better
idea about her hearing loss.
Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
No response.
So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his
wife and asks, Honey what's for dinner?"
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for
dinner?"
Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
"Peter, for the FIFTH time I've said, CHICKEN!"


Moral of the story:
The problem may not be with the other person as we always think, could be
very much within us..!

What was the guy thinking? The problem does not always lie in the woman. It can also lie in the man. Or anyway other way for that matter. All you need in concentrted thinking to solve the matter. I hope my thinking is not too complex for you to understand. HAHA!

anyone wanna get me??

I WANT THIS NOW MUMMY!!

*dreaming about using Samsung YP-T8 with memory space of 2GB*

IF ONLY.......

ROCKS!

My hair looks nice. Even though my sister says there is no difference but the fringe looks better. Like my hair now has sort of a bounce to it. YIPEE!! So i went to get coffee from starbucks. I LOVE ICED CARAMEL MACCHIATO!! Then i started to eye a cake in the shelf MMMmmmMMmmmMMMmmMMmm EXPRESSO WALNUT BROWNIE!! Just looking at the cake made my mouth water. I cant find the picture but i will still try. Will update pics on my hair soon!!

Mine!!

That is officially mine!! I have it right here next to me. Its so soft and cuddly. I want to hug it to sleep..BUT..i cant.its mouth it just to hard and it keeps knocking into my face like a hard rock. So ya.

BUT I STILL LOVE IT!!

i love my hair!!

I am going to cut my hair today. Not major haircut or anything don worry but maybe just a little trim and treatment. Thats all. I love my hair. Look at the picture and tell me what you think about it. I am going with my sister. Also meeting chuan there for lunch since he stays so near that place.

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For someone special from the bottom of my heart..

I want us to be like we used to be,
Everything is changing for the worse to be,
I tried to see but i cant see,
I tried to solve but i was lost,
Only you can help me now,
Pick me up and help me through,
Coz you were the one always there,
When a shoulder was in need,
Or a tear was in dispair,
I love you still and i always will,
Coz this love for you will never disappear,
I cross my heart and swear to you,
You are the one and only,
I do make mistakes,
Thats how i am i will always be,
I am sorry i did try to change,
But the change was just not meant to be,
Pls help me through this rough pace in life,
Coz i want to be with you at the end of it,
And the only reason is..
COZ I LOVE YOU!!

From one heart to another..

Worst day of my life!

I would like to update on the worse day of my life..

It was quite sometime back but what the hell. Its still the worst day of my life.

Its happened so that yu chuan had been asking me to go for a job interview at TEMPUR. So finally I agreed and went.
It was a hot Friday afternoon. I was wearing a white lacey tank-top with a short black mini-skirt. Was trying to come up with a black and white get up to impress the interviewer. Coz proper attire is black and white. DUH!
So I was making my way downtown (was it downtown? I donor but the sentence sounds nice) walking fast, faces past, I was homebound..OK enough! So I had a little trouble finding where the place was coz no one seemed to know where it was. GOSH! When I found it was utterly relieved coz it was AIR-CONDITIONED!! Then I filled out so many forms and let within 15mins. Before I left I saw this guy and this lady who really stared at me before they left. Came to know they were Alex and Theresa. Some idiots! So I was on my way back to orchard to meet yu chuan to get some papers on TEMPUR to like read up on it. So like I said I was on my way to the bus stop and I realised my ez-link card had no more value. So I got on the bus and put in coins. The guy demands to see my ez-link card and confiscates it. WHAT THE FUCK MAN! I demand and explanation and he says I aint allowed to use the card anymore and he was told to confiscate it. I am like so many other people are using the same card why dont you confiscate theirs. He just wouldnt listen to me. So I was left with no choice. He was to tell me to get down at orchard but he didnt. When I questioned him. He said this bus passed orchard long ago. I was like "SHIT" along with all the other infinities. So I alighted from the bus and end up at some place I have never seen before, I hailed for so many taxis but none stopped. Over 30 taxis passed by. After half an hours wait a taxi coming out of a condo pulled up for me. I WAS THANKING GOD! I related my whole story to the guy I dont know why dont ask me, the taxi driver only understood Chinese so I related my whole story in Chinese. COOL RIGHT! He understood everything.

THREE CHEERS FOR ME!!
HIP HIP HURRAY!!
HIP HIP HURRAY!!
HIP HIP HURRAY!!

Ok the taxi driver was so nice that he gave me a discount on taxi fare. So I go meet chuan and get papers. I took a while there and got nagging from my mom to return home fast as dinner was getting cold. So I rushed to orchard MRT station and I realised I didnt have an ez-link card. So I got to buy one and I stupidly kept shoving a 10 dollar bill into the machine. I was thinking as I was on the phone. I stop doing that and a lady behind me tells me the machine only accepts 2 dollar and 5 dollar notes. HOW EMBARRASSING!! I go to the control station to purchase a fare-card. IT COST ME ALOT! In terms of the card only having 7 dollars in it while I have to pay 15 dollars. 8 freaking dollars for deposit!! So I tap my card and rush down take the train and I even found a place to sit. LUCKY ME!! Sounds like all is going well aint it. WRONG!! I am listening to music and my song is going to the next song, in-between there is a pause. I hear the MRT sound system say 'Place' I then start to think what stop I could possibly be at. I pull out my earpiece from my left ear, turn to the guy sitting next to me and ask him what is the next stop he says "Raffles Place" I almost shrieked!! I TOOK THE WRONG TRAIN!! First of all I was thinking my mom is seriously going to kill me for being late for dinner. I patiently sat in the train praying that my mom wont call. Luckily she didnt. But as I was walking home 'SHE CALLED' nagged as little and put down coz I said I was 5 mins away from home. Next minute chuan called to see if I am home. As I am talking to him I got 'SHOT'. Not literally but from a toy gun by this fucking little small boy. The moment he shot me I shouted at him and he ran. I couldnt find him after that. DARN!! He shot my ass, mind you!! He was sure some cheeky little boy. And it also hurt you know!! DARN THAT LITTLE BOY!! I reached home and I think my mom was going to nag but I stopped her with this 'MOM I HAD THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE SO PLS LEAVE ME ALONE!! It really was a bad day alright so folks if you had a worse day then this.

BITE ME!!

Sorry!!

Sorry! Its always my fault,
I try my best but i always fail,
You only get angry with me and
ONLY ME!!
I dunno wat else to do anymore,
I always want to have a smiling face to look at
when you look at me,
But i fail to achieve that too.
I just dunno what to do anymore.
I am just upset that you even tend to make others mad at me.
Do you hate me or do you love me??
All i can say is i am very sorry..
I dunno what else to say besides i am sorry..

SORRY!!

Strong emotions from a broken heart!!

This is purely original and written by me!!

Kiss

*A Kiss to Remember*

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!

Enhancing Relationships!!

I am back after so long and i am here to discuss about relationships. As in how you can enhance them.It may be a little boring but i seriously feel its worth it.
As i believe the thing that is most important in a relationship is TRUST!!



TRUST is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation. A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call. She answered, "Public Utilities Board." There was silence. She repeated, "PUB." There was still no answer. When she was going to cut off the line, she Heard a lady's voice, "Oh, so this is PUB. Sorry, I got the number from my Husband's pocket but I do not know whose number it is." Without mutual trust, just imagine what will happen to the couple if the telephone operator answered with just "hello" instead of "PUB".



There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that "A speech will either prosper or ruin a nation." Many relationships break off because of wrong speech. When a couple is too close with each other we always forget mutual respect and courtesy. We may say anything without considering if it would hurt the other party. A friend and her millionaire husband visited their construction site. A worker who wore a helmet saw her and shouted, "Hi, Emily! Remember me? We used to date in the secondary school." On the way home, her millionaire husband teased her, "Luckily you married me. Otherwise you will be the wife of a construction worker." She answered ,"You should appreciate that you married me. Otherwise, he will be the millionaire and not you." Frequently exchanging these remarks plants the seed for a bad relationship. It's like a broken egg - cannot be reversed.



Many relationships fail because one party tries to overpower another, or demands too much. People in love tend to think that love will conquer all and their spouses will change the bad habits after marriage. Actually, this is not the case. There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that "It is easier to reshape a mountain or a river than a person's character." It is not easy to change. Thus, having high expectation on changing the spouse character will cause disappointment and unpleasantness.It would be less painful to change ourselves and lower our expectations..



A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested "I am looking for a spouse. Please help me to find a suitable one." The SDU officer said, "Your requirements, please." "Oh, good looking, polite, humorous , sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest." The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand you need television." There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found between a blind wife and a deaf husband because the blind wife cannot see the faults of the husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging of the wife. Many couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and dream of perpetual perfect relationship. Unfortunately, when the excitement of love wears off, they wake up and discover that marriage is not a bed of roses. The nightmare begins.




A man asked his father-in-law, "Many people praised you for a successful marriage. Could you please share with me your secret?" The father-in-law answered in a smile, "Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings or when she does something wrong. Always bare in mind that because of her shortcomings and weaknesses, she could not find a better husband than you." We all look forward to being loved and respected. Many people are afraid of losing face. Generally, when a person makes a mistake, he would look around to find a scapegoat to point the finger at. This is the start of a war. We should always remember that when we point one finger at a person, the other four fingers are pointing at ourselves. If we forgive the others, others will ignore our mistake too.




Different people have different perception. One man's meat could be another man's poison. A couple bought a donkey from the market. On the way home, a boy commented, "Very stupid. Why neither of them ride on the donkey?“ Upon hearing that, the husband let the wife ride on the donkey. He walked besides them. Later, an old man saw it and commented, "The husband is the head of the family. How can the wife ride on the donkey while the husband is on foot?" Hearing this, the wife quickly got down and let the husband ride on the donkey. Further on the way home, they met an old Lady. She commented, "How can the man ride on the donkey but let the wife walk. He is no gentleman." The husband thus quickly asked the wife to join him on the donkey. Then, they met a young man. He commented, "Poor donkey, how can you hold up the weight of two persons. They are cruel to you." Hearing that, the husband and wife immediately climbed down from the donkey and carried it on their shoulders. It seems to be the only choice left. Later, on a narrow bridge, the donkey was frightened and struggled. They lost their balance and fell into the river. You can never have everyone praise you, nor will everyone condemn you. Never in the past, not at present, and never will be in the future. Thus, do not be too bothered by others words if our conscience is clear..



This is a true story which happened in the States. A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint of the truck. The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's hands into pulp as punishment. When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital. Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands. When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said, " Daddy, I'm sorry about your truck." Then he asked, "but when are my fingers going to grow back?" The father went home & committed suicide. Think about this story the next time someone steps on your feet or you wish to take revenge. Think first before you lose your patience with someone you love. Trucks can be repaired.. Broken bones & hurt feelings often can't. Too often we fail to recognize the difference between the person and the performance. We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge.People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes.
But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.


"Good Life starts only when you stop wanting a better One"

Not forgetting.

"I LOVE YOU!!"